I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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