He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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