oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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