Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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