drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
please come you make the beer taste better
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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