I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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