me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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