I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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