he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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