i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do vagina's smell?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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