Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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