I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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