Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
