I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.