Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants