I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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