I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
