Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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