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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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