Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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