you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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