wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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