i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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