WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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