So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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