Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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