I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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