So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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