how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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