u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Tell her she can't have a vagina
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Randomize
