forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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