She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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