are you still at the devil's house?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
