her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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