There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So squirting runs in the family.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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