cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
