maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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