Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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