I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goatâ€
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