I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.