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(303): View more from Colorado

i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.

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