his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.