i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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