3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger