Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i came on her dog
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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