i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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