Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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