Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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