Can i not drive my cunt home
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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