so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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