Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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