Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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