I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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