do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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