Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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